[00:07] <@invinciblewinter> Sparks: Hear girl's name - prostitute, obviously.
[00:07] <marcbolan> i read her name
[00:07] <marcbolan> at least acknowledge my literacy lol

[03:51] <dantesan> The kick drum throughout that album literally makes my dick so hard it wants to burst through my pants. Thick leather pants, with spikes.

[22:05] <~SmashAdams> Not long before the war erupted, Dante sold paper mache hats by the dock, of course
[22:06] <~SmashAdams> His father had long abandoned him, leaving him before his second birthday to grow up with his mother who dressed him in undersized woman's clothing
[22:07] <~SmashAdams> Which were totally inappropriate for a child to wear against the Texan heatwaves
[22:10] <~SmashAdams> Although the clothes set all the other school children against him, and put him on a path of crude sexual deviancy for the remainder of his living years, he held onto this habit well into his adultlife - nearly landing him a cushy lead role in a Rocky Horror Picture Show production, but not before the rise of a glue-huffing addiction snatched the glory from out of his grasp.
[22:13] <~SmashAdams> This addiction continued for many years, and still remains a leading factor in Dante's life today, as his brain decays slowly inward much like a rotting Halloween pumpkin. His few remaining comforts end here, with his social interactions now limited strictly to this very IRC channel, where he is relatively free to bumble about photography and the latest camera lenses, a little further into his hazy psychosis with each new day.
[22:16] <~SmashAdams> It is not surprising to reveal that Dante has no wife, nor does he work at a music studio, or even own Any camera whatsoever. He lives a relatively routined life in his mother's basement, a steady home for him for the last sixty eight years. Although his mother has passed some time ago, he chooses to still wear her old garments - a little token of daily comfort.
[22:18] <~SmashAdams> Of course, without a paying job or any source of income, Dante has not been able to afford to maintain utilities in his home. No heat, no electricity, no internet. The question remains as to how Dante can connect to IRC, to which the most agreed answer is that we are merely pawns in a game that only Dante knows the rules to.

[22:23] <~SmashAdams> What if Matt is actually Dante's son
[22:24] <~SmashAdams> Like they both suspect their are father and son from the things they say in here, but are too ashamed to confront one another in real life about it
[22:25] <~SmashAdams> Think about all the crazy sexual things Dante talks about
[22:26] <~SmashAdams> The family meals at the dinner table must grow more tense every day. All Matt can think about in his mind is The Whip, The Whip, The Whip, while he tries to eat his Hamburger Helper.

[22:18] <@horrorshowsparks> my head feels like a fish
[22:18] <maggie_> That's probably the most profound thing I've ever heard.

[20:15] <Maggie_> sorry, somehow didnt notice that anyone was in here. D:
[20:16] <Timbro> You wouldn't notice Dan, he's smooth like silk and sneaky like a latenight uncle

[16:41] <bryan_> it worked perfect, you hit me up, right when i needed it, another one hit me and when i said, sure, they said, we'll get back to you in a while. then maxim asked, and i rejected them, because of they way do treat women and articles and interviews, they are nasty, Like if you could sleep with any one in the world, who would it be? I mean STUPID! so you guys got the scoop, and because of you guys, so many people came back to me,
[16:41] <bryan_> CRAZY WORLD PERFECT TIMING!
[16:42] <@invinciblewinter> Hahaha, you're saying that we beat Maxim out? Brilliant.
[16:42] <Skully> Glad to hear it. Your work is really enthralling!
[16:42] <Skully> I dunno, I wouldn't brag about beating maxim
[16:42] <Skully> National Enquirer maybe lol
[16:43] <bryan_> yeah, i went to the grocery store and looked at one, and the pages were already stuck together (NEW). and I said there is no way, i'm gonna be in one that asks me some stupid questions about girls and smutty stuff! So you guys got it, perfect timing !!!!!!

[01:21] <@invinciblewinter> Two men enter a bar and order the same drink. After being served, one man turns to the other and says, "No soap, radio?"
[01:25] <marcbolan> 2 Penguins are in a shower. One says "pass the soap." The other says "Pass the radio!"
[01:27] <@invinciblewinter> A woman drives over a small child. She explains to the traffic cop, "No soap, radio!"
[01:31] <marcbolan> A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Minister walk into a bar. Then a horse walks in. The bartender says "No soap, radio?"

[02:36] <MaxJenkins> Land Before Time.
[02:36] <Maggie> Land Before Time is awesome
[02:36] <marcbolan> I didnt like those movies
[02:36] <MaxJenkins> You work for dinosaurcity and didn't enjoy a movie about dinosaurs?
[02:36] <marcbolan> I know
[02:36] <Maggie> haha
[02:36] <marcbolan> strange
[02:37] <marcbolan> I didn't like Jurassic park either
[02:37] <@invinciblewinter> You're backwards

[23:56] <~horrorshow> My inward dick is so hard that it's literally stabbing a hole into my internal organs right now
[23:56] <~horrorshow> You're killing me SmashAdams

[00:29] <dantesan> I have this ultimate fantasy where I sneak into the bedroom of a sleeping child. I give myself a sriracha enema, literally I squirt the whole bottle of red hot goodness into my rear hole. Sure enough, it only takes around two or three minutes before I start to rumble. I get on the bed, almost shaking in excitement, and I squat over the face of the sleeping kid. I blow it, sending a whole spload of burning shitwater all over the kid's face. I feel it burns, it's in his eyes too. He wakes up and looks at me, immediately crying. I lock gazes with him and don't even look away. No fear. It's my special move, I call it Dante's Inferno!

[00:35] <BlackDickMartyr> I can't believe today was actually the first time I let a horse take me. It's been a long time coming, I'll say that for sure.
[00:35] <@teacup> WHAT.
[00:35] <DickGrayson> hahahahaha
[00:36] <@teacup> Who is even who anymore deer lord.
[00:36] <BlackDickMartyr> I have been building up my confidence with cats and small dogs for years now, even licked a few cow assholes. By man oh man, I nearly blew my load immediately today when the horse gave me his might. He was not gentle AT ALL. Hahahaha
[00:37] <@teacup> [wian;foihwfOHMYGOD PLEASE NO.
[00:39] <crazedpsyc> wtf is going on in here
[00:40] <@teacup> just shootin' the shit
[00:40] <@teacup> normal talk, you know, you know
[00:40] <BlackDickMartyr> The horse lasted a full thirty seconds before blasting my bit with his juice. I was so sore the rest of the day, I thought I was going to DIE! Haha. But when I got home after work today, it turns out my rectum started prolapsing! It fell out a full four or five feet in length before I got back out of the house. So there I was sitting in the waiting room with my own rectum wrapped around my waste like a man belt, can you believe it? Totally worth it though.
[00:40] <crazedpsyc> really...
[00:40] <@teacup> ............yes

[00:52] <Matt> I have this weird fetish where I get myself up and start slooooooooowwwllly trying to put as many toothpicks into my urethra as possible. Just to see how many I can do, the number has gone up over the years. I guess I've trained myself to do more and more. You have to be real careful though, take your time. It's like jenga. You can let it hurt or you'll go soft immediately and they'll either break into a million little bits and you'll have a bloody splinter dick or they'll just be stuck in there forever. I got caught once. My mom called me to dinner, and it took me off guard. I got soft, man, real quick. And it was all over, my pants started turning red. I was like oh fuck. She started coming down the hall. I hear her knocking, I try to say something, but I can't. Open the door, get on the floor, everyone walk the dinosaur.

[17:21] * bandito has joined #dinosaurcity
[17:32] <id> bandito!
[17:32] <id> BANDITO
[17:33] <SmashAdams> BANDITO?
[17:33] <SmashAdams> RAPIDO RAPIDO, BANDITO!
[17:35] <bandito> A NEATO BANDITO APPEARS
[17:38] <SmashAdams> AYUDAME! EL BANDITO LLEGA A ROBAR MIS DORITOS!
[17:38] <SmashAdams> DONDE ESTA LA ESTACION DE POLICIA?
[17:40] <id> SOY LA POLICIA
[17:41] <id> QUE QUIERES, SMASHADAMS?
[17:42] <SmashAdams> EL LADRON ROBADO MI VIRGINIDAD CON GRAN VIOLENCIA
[17:43] <id> QUE RICO
[17:43] <SmashAdams> Y TAMBIEN HABLA CHISTES VERDES A MI ABUELA
[17:44] <id> Tu abuela ha mucha suerte con los ladrones
[17:44] <id> O POR LO QUE HE ESCUCHADO
[17:45] <SmashAdams> Soy mi propria abuela. Su mente esta JODIDO
[17:49] <bandito> rofl
[17:50] <bandito> te voy a matar para robar tus doritos, carajito SmashAdams
[17:50] <bandito> no me joda
[18:11] <SmashAdams> PRIMERO VOY A MATAR, CONO
[18:12] <SmashAdams> SU FUTURO ES UNA TUMBA
[18:13] <bandito> jajaja, y él no tiene los acentes
[18:13] <bandito> vé al este coño, jaja
[18:13] <bandito> voy a cagar en su boca
[18:15] <SmashAdams> No tiempo para acentes
[18:15] <SmashAdams> Es hora de luchar, SUCIO SIMIO
[18:15] <bandito> soy neato bandito
[18:16] <bandito> no me quieres luchar
[18:16] <SmashAdams> PREPARAR TU CULO
[18:16] <SmashAdams> Esta noche vamos hacer nuestro amor bajo la luna y las estrellas
[18:17] <bandito> es siempre preparado
[18:17] <bandito> te amo, SmashAdams
[18:17] <SmashAdams> Bueno bueno
[18:18] <SmashAdams> Yo tambien te amo, bandito de mi corazon solitario
[18:19] <bandito> Ay, qué romanza
[18:19] <bandito> -win 3
[18:20] <bandito> ay coño carajo, me cago en dios
[18:21] <SmashAdams> Voy a abrir mis semillas del amor en todo su hermoso rostro
[18:22] <SmashAdams> No lastima