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  Quote #12     Sent by: BlackDickMartyr    Date: January 3, 2012, 12:01 am    Comments (0)
  
  

  [00:35] <BlackDickMartyr> I can't believe today was actually the first time I let a horse take me. It's been a long time coming, I'll say that for sure.
  [00:35] <@teacup> WHAT.
  [00:35] <DickGrayson> hahahahaha
  [00:36] <@teacup> Who is even who anymore deer lord.
  [00:36] <BlackDickMartyr> I have been building up my confidence with cats and small dogs for years now, even licked a few cow assholes. By man oh man, I nearly blew my load immediately today when the horse gave me his might. He was not gentle AT ALL. Hahahaha
  [00:37] <@teacup> [wian;foihwfOHMYGOD PLEASE NO.
  [00:39] <crazedpsyc> wtf is going on in here
  [00:40] <@teacup> just shootin' the shit
  [00:40] <@teacup> normal talk, you know, you know
  [00:40] <BlackDickMartyr> The horse lasted a full thirty seconds before blasting my bit with his juice. I was so sore the rest of the day, I thought I was going to DIE! Haha. But when I got home after work today, it turns out my rectum started prolapsing! It fell out a full four or five feet in length before I got back out of the house. So there I was sitting in the waiting room with my own rectum wrapped around my waste like a man belt, can you believe it? Totally worth it though.
  [00:40] <crazedpsyc> really...
  [00:40] <@teacup> ............yes
  

  [00:35] <BlackDickMartyr> I can't believe today was actually the first time I let a horse take me. It's been a long time coming, I'll say that for sure. [00:35] <@teacup> WHAT. [00:35] <DickGrayson> hahahahaha [00:36] <@teacup> Who is even who anymore deer lord. [00:36] <BlackDickMartyr> I have been building up my confidence with cats and small dogs for years now, even licked a few cow assholes. By man oh man, I nearly blew my load immediately today when the horse gave me his might. He was not gentle AT ALL. Hahahaha [00:37] <@teacup> [wian;foihwfOHMYGOD PLEASE NO. [00:39] <crazedpsyc> wtf is going on in here [00:40] <@teacup> just shootin' the shit [00:40] <@teacup> normal talk, you know, you know [00:40] <BlackDickMartyr> The horse lasted a full thirty seconds before blasting my bit with his juice. I was so sore the rest of the day, I thought I was going to DIE! Haha. But when I got home after work today, it turns out my rectum started prolapsing! It fell out a full four or five feet in length before I got back out of the house. So there I was sitting in the waiting room with my own rectum wrapped around my waste like a man belt, can you believe it? Totally worth it though. [00:40] <crazedpsyc> really... [00:40] <@teacup> ............yes

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