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  • Quote #14     Sent by: RaggyBogans    Date: January 6, 2012, 5:30 pm    Comments (0)

    [17:21] * bandito has joined #dinosaurcity
    [17:32] <id> bandito!
    [17:32] <id> BANDITO
    [17:33] <SmashAdams> BANDITO?
    [17:33] <SmashAdams> RAPIDO RAPIDO, BANDITO!
    [17:35] <bandito> A NEATO BANDITO APPEARS
    [17:38] <SmashAdams> AYUDAME! EL BANDITO LLEGA A ROBAR MIS DORITOS!
    [17:38] <SmashAdams> DONDE ESTA LA ESTACION DE POLICIA?
    [17:40] <id> SOY LA POLICIA
    [17:41] <id> QUE QUIERES, SMASHADAMS?
    [17:42] <SmashAdams> EL LADRON ROBADO MI VIRGINIDAD CON GRAN VIOLENCIA
    [17:43] <id> QUE RICO
    [17:43] <SmashAdams> Y TAMBIEN HABLA CHISTES VERDES A MI ABUELA
    [17:44] <id> Tu abuela ha mucha suerte con los ladrones
    [17:44] <id> O POR LO QUE HE ESCUCHADO
    [17:45] <SmashAdams> Soy mi propria abuela. Su mente esta JODIDO
    [17:49] <bandito> rofl
    [17:50] <bandito> te voy a matar para robar tus doritos, carajito SmashAdams
    [17:50] <bandito> no me joda
    [18:11] <SmashAdams> PRIMERO VOY A MATAR, CONO
    [18:12] <SmashAdams> SU FUTURO ES UNA TUMBA
    [18:13] <bandito> jajaja, y él no tiene los acentes
    [18:13] <bandito> vé al este coño, jaja
    [18:13] <bandito> voy a cagar en su boca
    [18:15] <SmashAdams> No tiempo para acentes
    [18:15] <SmashAdams> Es hora de luchar, SUCIO SIMIO
    [18:15] <bandito> soy neato bandito
    [18:16] <bandito> no me quieres luchar
    [18:16] <SmashAdams> PREPARAR TU CULO
    [18:16] <SmashAdams> Esta noche vamos hacer nuestro amor bajo la luna y las estrellas
    [18:17] <bandito> es siempre preparado
    [18:17] <bandito> te amo, SmashAdams
    [18:17] <SmashAdams> Bueno bueno
    [18:18] <SmashAdams> Yo tambien te amo, bandito de mi corazon solitario
    [18:19] <bandito> Ay, qué romanza
    [18:19] <bandito> -win 3
    [18:20] <bandito> ay coño carajo, me cago en dios
    [18:21] <SmashAdams> Voy a abrir mis semillas del amor en todo su hermoso rostro
    [18:22] <SmashAdams> No lastima
    [17:21] * bandito has joined #dinosaurcity [17:32] <id> bandito! [17:32] <id> BANDITO [17:33] <SmashAdams> BANDITO? [17:33] <SmashAdams> RAPIDO RAPIDO, BANDITO! [17:35] <bandito> A NEATO BANDITO APPEARS [17:38] <SmashAdams> AYUDAME! EL BANDITO LLEGA A ROBAR MIS DORITOS! [17:38] <SmashAdams> DONDE ESTA LA ESTACION DE POLICIA? [17:40] <id> SOY LA POLICIA [17:41] <id> QUE QUIERES, SMASHADAMS? [17:42] <SmashAdams> EL LADRON ROBADO MI VIRGINIDAD CON GRAN VIOLENCIA [17:43] <id> QUE RICO [17:43] <SmashAdams> Y TAMBIEN HABLA CHISTES VERDES A MI ABUELA [17:44] <id> Tu abuela ha mucha suerte con los ladrones [17:44] <id> O POR LO QUE HE ESCUCHADO [17:45] <SmashAdams> Soy mi propria abuela. Su mente esta JODIDO [17:49] <bandito> rofl [17:50] <bandito> te voy a matar para robar tus doritos, carajito SmashAdams [17:50] <bandito> no me joda [18:11] <SmashAdams> PRIMERO VOY A MATAR, CONO [18:12] <SmashAdams> SU FUTURO ES UNA TUMBA [18:13] <bandito> jajaja, y él no tiene los acentes [18:13] <bandito> vé al este coño, jaja [18:13] <bandito> voy a cagar en su boca [18:15] <SmashAdams> No tiempo para acentes [18:15] <SmashAdams> Es hora de luchar, SUCIO SIMIO [18:15] <bandito> soy neato bandito [18:16] <bandito> no me quieres luchar [18:16] <SmashAdams> PREPARAR TU CULO [18:16] <SmashAdams> Esta noche vamos hacer nuestro amor bajo la luna y las estrellas [18:17] <bandito> es siempre preparado [18:17] <bandito> te amo, SmashAdams [18:17] <SmashAdams> Bueno bueno [18:18] <SmashAdams> Yo tambien te amo, bandito de mi corazon solitario [18:19] <bandito> Ay, qué romanza [18:19] <bandito> -win 3 [18:20] <bandito> ay coño carajo, me cago en dios [18:21] <SmashAdams> Voy a abrir mis semillas del amor en todo su hermoso rostro [18:22] <SmashAdams> No lastima


  • Quote #10     Sent by: horrorshow    Date: January 2, 2012, 11:19 pm    Comments (0)

    [23:56] <~horrorshow> My inward dick is so hard that it's literally stabbing a hole into my internal organs right now
    [23:56] <~horrorshow> You're killing me SmashAdams
    [23:56] <~horrorshow> My inward dick is so hard that it's literally stabbing a hole into my internal organs right now [23:56] <~horrorshow> You're killing me SmashAdams


  • Quote #11     Sent by: dantesan    Date: January 3, 2012, 12:00 am    Comments (0)

    [00:29] <dantesan> I have this ultimate fantasy where I sneak into the bedroom of a sleeping child. I give myself a sriracha enema, literally I squirt the whole bottle of red hot goodness into my rear hole. Sure enough, it only takes around two or three minutes before I start to rumble. I get on the bed, almost shaking in excitement, and I squat over the face of the sleeping kid. I blow it, sending a whole spload of burning shitwater all over the kid's face. I feel it burns, it's in his eyes too. He wakes up and looks at me, immediately crying. I lock gazes with him and don't even look away. No fear. It's my special move, I call it Dante's Inferno!
    [00:29] <dantesan> I have this ultimate fantasy where I sneak into the bedroom of a sleeping child. I give myself a sriracha enema, literally I squirt the whole bottle of red hot goodness into my rear hole. Sure enough, it only takes around two or three minutes before I start to rumble. I get on the bed, almost shaking in excitement, and I squat over the face of the sleeping kid. I blow it, sending a whole spload of burning shitwater all over the kid's face. I feel it burns, it's in his eyes too. He wakes up and looks at me, immediately crying. I lock gazes with him and don't even look away. No fear. It's my special move, I call it Dante's Inferno!


  • Quote #12     Sent by: BlackDickMartyr    Date: January 3, 2012, 12:01 am    Comments (0)

    [00:35] <BlackDickMartyr> I can't believe today was actually the first time I let a horse take me. It's been a long time coming, I'll say that for sure.
    [00:35] <@teacup> WHAT.
    [00:35] <DickGrayson> hahahahaha
    [00:36] <@teacup> Who is even who anymore deer lord.
    [00:36] <BlackDickMartyr> I have been building up my confidence with cats and small dogs for years now, even licked a few cow assholes. By man oh man, I nearly blew my load immediately today when the horse gave me his might. He was not gentle AT ALL. Hahahaha
    [00:37] <@teacup> [wian;foihwfOHMYGOD PLEASE NO.
    [00:39] <crazedpsyc> wtf is going on in here
    [00:40] <@teacup> just shootin' the shit
    [00:40] <@teacup> normal talk, you know, you know
    [00:40] <BlackDickMartyr> The horse lasted a full thirty seconds before blasting my bit with his juice. I was so sore the rest of the day, I thought I was going to DIE! Haha. But when I got home after work today, it turns out my rectum started prolapsing! It fell out a full four or five feet in length before I got back out of the house. So there I was sitting in the waiting room with my own rectum wrapped around my waste like a man belt, can you believe it? Totally worth it though.
    [00:40] <crazedpsyc> really...
    [00:40] <@teacup> ............yes
    [00:35] <BlackDickMartyr> I can't believe today was actually the first time I let a horse take me. It's been a long time coming, I'll say that for sure. [00:35] <@teacup> WHAT. [00:35] <DickGrayson> hahahahaha [00:36] <@teacup> Who is even who anymore deer lord. [00:36] <BlackDickMartyr> I have been building up my confidence with cats and small dogs for years now, even licked a few cow assholes. By man oh man, I nearly blew my load immediately today when the horse gave me his might. He was not gentle AT ALL. Hahahaha [00:37] <@teacup> [wian;foihwfOHMYGOD PLEASE NO. [00:39] <crazedpsyc> wtf is going on in here [00:40] <@teacup> just shootin' the shit [00:40] <@teacup> normal talk, you know, you know [00:40] <BlackDickMartyr> The horse lasted a full thirty seconds before blasting my bit with his juice. I was so sore the rest of the day, I thought I was going to DIE! Haha. But when I got home after work today, it turns out my rectum started prolapsing! It fell out a full four or five feet in length before I got back out of the house. So there I was sitting in the waiting room with my own rectum wrapped around my waste like a man belt, can you believe it? Totally worth it though. [00:40] <crazedpsyc> really... [00:40] <@teacup> ............yes


  • Quote #9     Sent by: dinosaurcity    Date: January 2, 2012, 9:48 pm    Comments (0)

    [02:36] <MaxJenkins> Land Before Time.
    [02:36] <Maggie> Land Before Time is awesome
    [02:36] <marcbolan> I didnt like those movies
    [02:36] <MaxJenkins> You work for dinosaurcity and didn't enjoy a movie about dinosaurs?
    [02:36] <marcbolan> I know
    [02:36] <Maggie> haha
    [02:36] <marcbolan> strange
    [02:37] <marcbolan> I didn't like Jurassic park either
    [02:37] <@invinciblewinter> You're backwards
    [02:36] <MaxJenkins> Land Before Time. [02:36] <Maggie> Land Before Time is awesome [02:36] <marcbolan> I didnt like those movies [02:36] <MaxJenkins> You work for dinosaurcity and didn't enjoy a movie about dinosaurs? [02:36] <marcbolan> I know [02:36] <Maggie> haha [02:36] <marcbolan> strange [02:37] <marcbolan> I didn't like Jurassic park either [02:37] <@invinciblewinter> You're backwards

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