[17:21] * bandito has joined #dinosaurcity
[17:32] <id> bandito!
[17:32] <id> BANDITO
[17:33] <SmashAdams> BANDITO?
[17:33] <SmashAdams> RAPIDO RAPIDO, BANDITO!
[17:35] <bandito> A NEATO BANDITO APPEARS
[17:38] <SmashAdams> AYUDAME! EL BANDITO LLEGA A ROBAR MIS DORITOS!
[17:38] <SmashAdams> DONDE ESTA LA ESTACION DE POLICIA?
[17:40] <id> SOY LA POLICIA
[17:41] <id> QUE QUIERES, SMASHADAMS?
[17:42] <SmashAdams> EL LADRON ROBADO MI VIRGINIDAD CON GRAN VIOLENCIA
[17:43] <id> QUE RICO
[17:43] <SmashAdams> Y TAMBIEN HABLA CHISTES VERDES A MI ABUELA
[17:44] <id> Tu abuela ha mucha suerte con los ladrones
[17:44] <id> O POR LO QUE HE ESCUCHADO
[17:45] <SmashAdams> Soy mi propria abuela. Su mente esta JODIDO
[17:49] <bandito> rofl
[17:50] <bandito> te voy a matar para robar tus doritos, carajito SmashAdams
[17:50] <bandito> no me joda
[18:11] <SmashAdams> PRIMERO VOY A MATAR, CONO
[18:12] <SmashAdams> SU FUTURO ES UNA TUMBA
[18:13] <bandito> jajaja, y él no tiene los acentes
[18:13] <bandito> vé al este coño, jaja
[18:13] <bandito> voy a cagar en su boca
[18:15] <SmashAdams> No tiempo para acentes
[18:15] <SmashAdams> Es hora de luchar, SUCIO SIMIO
[18:15] <bandito> soy neato bandito
[18:16] <bandito> no me quieres luchar
[18:16] <SmashAdams> PREPARAR TU CULO
[18:16] <SmashAdams> Esta noche vamos hacer nuestro amor bajo la luna y las estrellas
[18:17] <bandito> es siempre preparado
[18:17] <bandito> te amo, SmashAdams
[18:17] <SmashAdams> Bueno bueno
[18:18] <SmashAdams> Yo tambien te amo, bandito de mi corazon solitario
[18:19] <bandito> Ay, qué romanza
[18:19] <bandito> -win 3
[18:20] <bandito> ay coño carajo, me cago en dios
[18:21] <SmashAdams> Voy a abrir mis semillas del amor en todo su hermoso rostro
[18:22] <SmashAdams> No lastima

[23:56] <~horrorshow> My inward dick is so hard that it's literally stabbing a hole into my internal organs right now
[23:56] <~horrorshow> You're killing me SmashAdams

[00:29] <dantesan> I have this ultimate fantasy where I sneak into the bedroom of a sleeping child. I give myself a sriracha enema, literally I squirt the whole bottle of red hot goodness into my rear hole. Sure enough, it only takes around two or three minutes before I start to rumble. I get on the bed, almost shaking in excitement, and I squat over the face of the sleeping kid. I blow it, sending a whole spload of burning shitwater all over the kid's face. I feel it burns, it's in his eyes too. He wakes up and looks at me, immediately crying. I lock gazes with him and don't even look away. No fear. It's my special move, I call it Dante's Inferno!

[00:35] <BlackDickMartyr> I can't believe today was actually the first time I let a horse take me. It's been a long time coming, I'll say that for sure.
[00:35] <@teacup> WHAT.
[00:35] <DickGrayson> hahahahaha
[00:36] <@teacup> Who is even who anymore deer lord.
[00:36] <BlackDickMartyr> I have been building up my confidence with cats and small dogs for years now, even licked a few cow assholes. By man oh man, I nearly blew my load immediately today when the horse gave me his might. He was not gentle AT ALL. Hahahaha
[00:37] <@teacup> [wian;foihwfOHMYGOD PLEASE NO.
[00:39] <crazedpsyc> wtf is going on in here
[00:40] <@teacup> just shootin' the shit
[00:40] <@teacup> normal talk, you know, you know
[00:40] <BlackDickMartyr> The horse lasted a full thirty seconds before blasting my bit with his juice. I was so sore the rest of the day, I thought I was going to DIE! Haha. But when I got home after work today, it turns out my rectum started prolapsing! It fell out a full four or five feet in length before I got back out of the house. So there I was sitting in the waiting room with my own rectum wrapped around my waste like a man belt, can you believe it? Totally worth it though.
[00:40] <crazedpsyc> really...
[00:40] <@teacup> ............yes

[02:36] <MaxJenkins> Land Before Time.
[02:36] <Maggie> Land Before Time is awesome
[02:36] <marcbolan> I didnt like those movies
[02:36] <MaxJenkins> You work for dinosaurcity and didn't enjoy a movie about dinosaurs?
[02:36] <marcbolan> I know
[02:36] <Maggie> haha
[02:36] <marcbolan> strange
[02:37] <marcbolan> I didn't like Jurassic park either
[02:37] <@invinciblewinter> You're backwards