[14:13:16] <Shamed> DerTauman
[14:13:20] <Shamed> why don't I have any flair
[14:13:28] <DerTauman> Because your name is fucking gay

[13:28:05] <thegauntlet> i'm just waiting for Mustaine and Ellefson to take some of their more evil songs and re-write the lyrics to be christian
[13:29:09] <BrutalN00dle> THIS SONG IS CALLED HOLY PEACE
[13:29:14] <BrutalN00dle> BROTHER WILL HUG BROTHER
[13:29:21] <Chanda_Bear> spreading love across teh land
[13:29:39] <StompinBroknGlas> O.o
[13:29:40] <Chanda_Bear> BLESSING ALL THE PEOPLE
[13:29:43] <Chanda_Bear> ALL THOSE WHO UNDERSTAND
[13:29:47] <Chanda_Bear> CHRIST IS OUR SAVIOR
[13:29:56] <Chanda_Bear> WE LIVE BY HIS COMMANDS

[23:40:46] <BrutalN00dle> Then there's the redditroom, which has "TRUE METAL ONLY." Proudly emblazoned.
[23:41:12] <DerTauman> Is it full of Meshuggah
[23:41:24] <DerTauman> Or is that ours
[23:41:24] <BrutalN00dle> That's our room dumbass.

15:01 banjax >> coming in here and listening to MBV is kind of like going to a catholic wedding and having anal sex on the head table at the reception. i mean, you CAN do that, but you're gonna have a bad time

[19:44:02] <qwebirc75958> hi

[19:44:08] <t1|Mike> hi there
[19:44:08] <StompinBroknGlas> HI :)
[19:44:09] <BrutalN00dle> get out
[19:44:18] <StompinBroknGlas> ...
[19:44:20] <qwebirc75958> ok, sorry
[19:44:28] * qwebirc75958 (63355b1c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.99.53.91.28) Quit (Client Quit)

[23:28:48] <@BrutalN00dle> Here lies r/metal, 2008-2012, shittiest metal forum on the internet, you will not be missed
[23:29:10] <reddit_new> http://redd.it/13uu7i New post to /r/Metal by Asphyxtion: Whitechapel - Possession
[23:29:36] <@BrutalN00dle> ...

[20:22] <Blasphemophagher> so hungry
[20:22] <DerTauman> haha
[20:22] <DerTauman> pleb
[20:22] <Blasphemophagher> eat a dick
[20:23] <DerTauman> Blasphemophagher: maybe you should take your own advice if you're so hungry

[19:47] <Mike> i'm a dumbass

[13:17:07] <Shamed> http://i.imgur.com/O2rbQ.jpg
[13:17:29] <DerTauman> Aw cute
[13:17:31] <DerTauman> 5 records
[13:17:34] <DerTauman> And a gay rug

[14:33:15] <DerTau> Hey gauntlet
[14:33:20] <DerTau> Make KD tour in England
[14:33:28] <thegauntlet> KD?
[14:33:34] <DerTau> King Diamond
[14:33:46] <thegauntlet> he is
[14:33:54] <thegauntlet> but he's playing a 15+ club
[14:34:00] <thegauntlet> day before your b-day

[18:26:13] <BrutalN00dle> METAL THE POSEURS TO DEATH
[18:26:17] <Skuld> METAL
[18:26:21] <xAbaddon> KILL WITH POWERRRRR
[18:26:25] <t1|Mike> THE SAW IS THE LAW!
[18:26:26] <xAbaddon> DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE DIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
[18:26:27] <Skuld> DIE WITH STEEL
[18:26:27] * kwamaking sigh

[18:37:58] <BrutalN00dle> what's going on
[18:38:30] <DerTauman> Ty is sucking off a goat or something idk

...

[18:38:54] <StompinBroknGlas> Someone sent a bash with the username of taumanis12 to DerTauman's bash
[18:39:09] <DerTauman> WHOEVER THAT WAS
[18:39:11] <DerTauman> I'M TELLING

<Chanda_Bear> when did we get musicbot?
<StompinBroknGlas> Couple of mins ago :D
<musicbot> a few minutes ago
<StompinBroknGlas> ...
<Chanda_Bear> ...
<Chanda_Bear> are you shtiting on my dick
<musicbot> .np musicbot
<musicbot> 'musicbot' is not listening to anything right now. The last played track is Bullet For My Valentine - Hit The Floor, back in 24 Jul 2006, 21:38 UTC.
<Chanda_Bear> I...
<Chanda_Bear> DerTauman: are you logging all of this
<DerTauman> lol
<StompinBroknGlas> Skuld, musicbot is self aware
<Skuld> BFMV sucks, fu rnbws
<t1|Mike> ha
<musicbot> rofl
<Chanda_Bear> because this is going to presented as evidence at my murder/suicide trial
<Chanda_Bear> wait
<Chanda_Bear> that's impossible
<Chanda_Bear> *attempted* murder/suicide

<JunaBee> I don't want to see your gross sores
<JunaBee> that goes for all of you -_-

[03:10:05] <DerTauman> >implying I can ssh

[03:10:17] <@Mike> of course you can ssh...
[03:10:23] <@Mike> i'm not setting it up for you any other way
[03:10:33] <@Mike> learn to do it properly, pleb

[03:10:37] <DerTauman> as in you're implying I know how

[03:10:58] <DerTauman> do I just go into cmd and type ssh
[03:11:00] <DerTauman> or what
[03:11:02] <DerTauman> ???

<Mike> Kaspersky Internet Security 2012 "It is necessary to reboot after the update"
<Mike> moo: up: 3wks 18hrs 14mins 3secs
<Mike> NO KASPERSKY, NO
<Chanda_Bear> IT'S REBOOTING TIME
<Mike> it's absolutely not
<Mike> i'll just ignore the message
<Mike> 666
<PenetratorHammer> -1-
<PenetratorHammer> deny the cross
<Chanda_Bear> REJECT CHRIST
<Chanda_Bear> SPIT ON THE CROSS
<PenetratorHammer> the deceiver
<Mike> we're such a nice bunch
<PenetratorHammer> satan's cross
<PenetratorHammer> points to hell

[13:08:23] <DerTauman> brutal how are you search the log so easily g e e z
[13:08:30] <@Mike> HOW
[13:08:31] <@Mike> ARE YOU SEARCH
[13:08:32] <@Mike> THE LOG

13:55 <@PenetratorHammer> "Obama declares N.J. a disaster area in wake of Hurricane Sandy"
13:56 <@PenetratorHammer> i hope chanda_bear is ok :(
13:58 < mattosaur> He's probably looting an OfficeMax or something for school supplies.

[23:37:59] <Chanda_Bear> i am going to tear my dick off and eat it

[18:29:18] <Ensorcelled> !votekick DerTauman
[18:29:21] <DerTauman> lol
[18:29:25] <@BrutalN00dle> is that a thing!?
[18:29:27] <@Mike> 4 more votes for kick
[18:29:28] <pyriphlegethon> Hahaha
[18:29:29] <DerTauman> it's possible
[18:29:33] <@BrutalN00dle> !!!!!
[18:29:38] <pyriphlegethon> !votekick DerTauman
[18:29:40] <pyriphlegethon> F10 for win
[18:29:43] <@Mike> !votekick DerTauman
[18:29:44] <DerTauman> !votekick DerTauman
[18:29:47] <@BrutalN00dle> !votekick DerTauman
[18:29:48] <DerTauman> I just want to see if it works
[18:29:49] <DerTauman> huh
[18:29:52] <pyriphlegethon> !bet t all
[18:29:53] <DerTauman> lame
[18:29:53] * DerTauman was kicked by Mike (DerTauman)

<@PenetratorHammer> satan - sex - alcohol - metal
<@PenetratorHammer> are all you need
<@PenetratorHammer> maybe some goats for good measure

04:31 < SpaceProphetDogon> btw gangnam style is 93MM now
04:31 < PenetratorHammer> nice
04:31 < PenetratorHammer> that reminds me
04:31 < PenetratorHammer> it's gangnam time
04:31 < PenetratorHammer> op
04:32 < PenetratorHammer> op op
04:32 < PenetratorHammer> !op
04:32 -!- mode/#metal [+o PenetratorHammer] by ChanServ
04:32 < Chanda_Bear> GANGNAM STYLE
04:32 <@PenetratorHammer> oppan gangnam style
04:32 < Chanda_Bear> lol
04:32 < Chanda_Bear> what you did
04:32 < Chanda_Bear> it is there
04:32 < Chanda_Bear> and i see it
04:32 <@PenetratorHammer> it happened

[00:43:02] <DerTauman> nah but seriously start going around in corpse paint
[00:43:09] <DerTauman> and complaining that he's not grim enough

<BrutalN00dle> reich und roll

-thegauntlet- called his commanding officer out who tried to scan my phone with a machine but my phone was brand new that day and had nothing on it.
-Shamed- http://i.imgur.com/tZp1H.jpg
-StompinBroknGlas- xD
1 shirt :D
-DerTauman- HOW DO I KNOW THAT'S YOU
-banjax- again, if they tried doing that to me, it would be a nice surprise.
-DerTauman- HOW DO I KNOW THAT'S YOU, you cunt.
-thegauntlet- they told me they could have a warrant within an hour for my laptop but they were idiots. There was no OS on it, booted off DVD.
Shamed: that was fast
-banjax- heh
-Shamed- yeah it was, thegauntlet
-StompinBroknGlas- Shamed, he want prof, paper and your name ?
-Shamed- i'm too lazy to do that
-StompinBroknGlas- No problem :)
-thegauntlet- his name is Shamed
says so on the box
-StompinBroknGlas- Ty1012, should have his today :D
-thegauntlet- i figured he'd have his yesterday...but def today now
banjax: my new security system hooks into our homes mainboard. But I rigged it to page me upon movement. I am replacing all outdoor sensors with IR cameras and sensors
-Shamed- DerTauman: http://i.imgur.com/Ae5It.jpg
-thegauntlet- current ones are just cameras, no IR so could never see shit at night
-Shamed- you get to see my piss poor handwriting
-irrumat0r- qed bitches
-StompinBroknGlas- YAAAAAAAAAAAAY
-thegauntlet- BAHAHAHHAHAHA
-DerTauman- Gauntlet how do I get a shirt :(
-Shamed- gum jobs bro
i told you
-DerTauman- :'(
-thegauntlet- i only have girl shirts left
spaghetti straps
-StompinBroknGlas- I think those will be still good
-DerTauman- lol
-thegauntlet- you would look hot in one though