http://www.iBash.org/Bash/ Latest quotes of Bash collection at iBash http://www.iBash.org/Bash/20284 [20:48:52] Robin / Mofa: scheiße
[20:48:55] Robin / Mofa: bin krank -.-
[20:49:21] Skate: Körperlich oder Psysich?
[20:49:45] Robin / Mofa: körperlich seit neuestem, psychisch schon immer]]> Sat May 5 13:51:18 CDT 2012 a72f7281b4d7cd59e1fa572109f5a651 http://www.iBash.org/Bash/20276 <Chira> hi
<DaClassicDude> HAI CHAIR
<DaClassicDude> ... Chira
<Chira> D:
* Chira chairmode activated. BOOP. :I
* Chira is now chair.]]> Sun Apr 15 11:55:06 CDT 2012 4a125a89bffe4545e9e5181a18cfd77f http://www.iBash.org/Bash/20118 <Faust> when sarah pailn wishes me happy new year it feels like a hate crime
<lumpy_> you arent a jew
<Faust> the fuck im not
<lumpy_> ive never seen you at the meetings]]> Fri Oct 7 17:21:18 CDT 2011 12479ddde207e0bcfc2c19b8ca87c926 http://www.iBash.org/Bash/20117 Fri Oct 7 17:21:18 CDT 2011 b5cfd61c1cbee98c213154d26400aeae http://www.iBash.org/Bash/20116 <vanguard> thinking about how one day
<vanguard> buy some chance of dumb luck
<Redback> you will write your whole story on one line?]]> Fri Oct 7 17:21:18 CDT 2011 a9d4a0a256f5e6ae0452039e3493f22c http://www.iBash.org/Bash/20115 <@RATA> "i wanna hang out but i dont have gas money"
<@RATA> thats slut for "spend your money on me"]]> Fri Oct 7 17:21:18 CDT 2011 9c75bab0f5d964591655e73e7c22c540 http://www.iBash.org/Bash/20114 <h00k> 'went 2 $place 2 talk about r jobs'
<h00k> Dear @personsname, you had [x] characters remaining and didn't have to shorten it so much. #pleasestop']]> Fri Oct 7 17:21:18 CDT 2011 a7fddb9c43e310c9554eacfa196eba3e http://www.iBash.org/Bash/20113 <@Gliptic> FloatFactoryFactory.getInstance(FloatFactoryFactory.defaultInstanceDescriptionString).getFactory(Locale.getLocale("en-US")).createBuilder().setString("1.5").getResult()]]> Fri Oct 7 17:21:18 CDT 2011 94a63c28036769847b9597e0dd7abb1c http://www.iBash.org/Bash/20112 <SmilingDevil> Someone help me.
<Afforess> it was
<Afforess> the planes were inside the towers]]> Fri Oct 7 17:21:18 CDT 2011 8761de889285eeee611f9f1fa873287b http://www.iBash.org/Bash/20111 Wsr :We are like the blacks. When whites people tried to copy us, we changed. Fo shizzle ma nigga]]> Fri Oct 7 17:21:18 CDT 2011 3ff35d5b17f95d78ffcf8e465f1b6019 http://www.iBash.org/Bash/20110 Fri Oct 7 17:21:18 CDT 2011 5fd3864b73ab0f55a568774e589ccfcf http://www.iBash.org/Bash/20109 <Kanitaria> plus hes not helping with any of the dishes or laundry this week cause im home he figures i'll do it all
<Kanitaria> fml
<random4t4x14> Kanitaria: what the hell did he do to his penis?
<GCNinja> so that ^^^^^^^^^^
<Gollom> Masturbated too hard?
<GCNinja> dick punch?
<Gollom> Tried to ride a bannister down the stairs but misjudged?
<GCNinja> modify the cowboy position?
<Gollom> Naked jumping jacks infront of a hungry dog?
<random4t4x14> drunk masterbated, stood up and fell over on it?
<GCNinja> did you staple it to his stomach?
<random4t4x14> penacne?
<Kanitaria> he did it to himself, i didn't do anything
<GCNinja> mis alligned chisity belt?
<GCNinja> chastity*
<random4t4x14> vasectomy?
<Kanitaria> he grabbed a shitty condom last week and it caused to much  much friction and he tore his frenulum then the other day he thought he was good to go and it made3 it worse
<Gollom> Stuck it in a pencil sharpener "just to see what it's like"]]> Fri Oct 7 17:21:18 CDT 2011 caad81ebb701ccc8e872e601af4f56d1 http://www.iBash.org/Bash/20108 <JackMcCornack> hehe ..
<JackMcCornack> So Botbasher hobbles into an ice cream shop and says to the gal behind the counter, <JackMcCornack> "I'm having a bad day, give me a rocky road ice cream cone with everything."
<JackMcCornack> "Crushed nuts?"
<JackMcCornack> "Yeah, I guess my walk gives it away. I got scalded too."
* GonzoRacer takes a bow]]> Fri Oct 7 17:21:18 CDT 2011 e204b151da973b64212904f4cebdfb3f http://www.iBash.org/Bash/20107 <SpaceCadet> BREATHE
<SpaceCadet> in through your nose, slowly exhale through your mouth
<SpaceCadet> BREATHE
<SpaceCadet> BREATHE
<RATA> IN THROUGH MY BONG
<RATA> OUT THROUGH MY MOUTH]]> Fri Oct 7 17:21:18 CDT 2011 be54c7f74360116cd9a2274737dc882e http://www.iBash.org/Bash/20106 <slifty> Because it's fucking in tents!]]> Fri Oct 7 17:21:18 CDT 2011 6dd04912b9cdebb7c4e5f58a067358ed