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Quote #20060 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:21 pm Comments (0)
<Kattar> jesus christ my dish washer sounds like it's going to explode
<Kattar> I have never heard a dish washer make sounds like this before
<Arkantos> Better take her to a hospital<Kattar> jesus christ my dish washer sounds like it's going to explode <Kattar> I have never heard a dish washer make sounds like this before <Arkantos> Better take her to a hospital -
Quote #20059 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:21 pm Comments (0)
JerrysCatTom: whenever i get out of the shower i have a habit of writing... well... drawing things in the mirror for the next person to see.... dinosaurs, ghosts, monsters, you know the usual... but this time, i went to the bathroom, and my mom had just taken a shower... so i look at the fogged up window, and write "look down" with arrows pointing downwards. we have the curtins covering the lower half of the window, so after you pull them aside you see another ghost with sharp teeth saying, "BOO!!"... god my parents are gonna think i smoke pot... :/JerrysCatTom: whenever i get out of the shower i have a habit of writing... well... drawing things in the mirror for the next person to see.... dinosaurs, ghosts, monsters, you know the usual... but this time, i went to the bathroom, and my mom had just taken a shower... so i look at the fogged up window, and write "look down" with arrows pointing downwards. we have the curtins covering the lower half of the window, so after you pull them aside you see another ghost with sharp teeth saying, "BOO!!"... god my parents are gonna think i smoke pot... :/ -
Quote #20058 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:21 pm Comments (0)
<xved> I turned on some trance radio, and now I want to code
<thomashc> I turned on Laura Pausini and now I want to fap!
<Tekk_> I turned on glen beck
<Tekk_> and now I want to die<xved> I turned on some trance radio, and now I want to code <thomashc> I turned on Laura Pausini and now I want to fap! <Tekk_> I turned on glen beck <Tekk_> and now I want to die -
Quote #20057 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:21 pm Comments (0)
<woodenleg> what should i get my gf for her birthday?
<spherXz> your virginity
<woodenleg> lol, something i haven't already given her?
<spherXz> an orgasm
<woodenleg> i'll ask someone else...<woodenleg> what should i get my gf for her birthday? <spherXz> your virginity <woodenleg> lol, something i haven't already given her? <spherXz> an orgasm <woodenleg> i'll ask someone else... -
Quote #20056 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:21 pm Comments (0)
<Pongball> Religion is like a penis.
<Pongball> It's fine to have one.
<Pongball> It's fine to be proud of it.
<Pongball> But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around.
<Pongball> And PLEASE don't try to shove it down children's throats.<Pongball> Religion is like a penis. <Pongball> It's fine to have one. <Pongball> It's fine to be proud of it. <Pongball> But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around. <Pongball> And PLEASE don't try to shove it down children's throats. -
Quote #20055 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:21 pm Comments (0)
<+Kilonum> DID I MENTION I WAS MOLESTED? I'M PRETTY SURE I DID, ONCE OR TWICE, BUT YOU DID NOT OFFER TO DISCUSS THE MATTER WITH ME. LET'S HAVE A NICE QUIET DINNER AND HAVE A FRANK DISCUSSION ABOUT MY MOTHER'S BOYFRIEND'S DONG AND HOW HE PUT IT IN MY MOUTH AND ASS NOW AND THEN. ANYWAY, I'M CLEARLY THE VICTIM HERE AND THAT'S WHY I DON'T SUCK DICK. HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND.
<+Snickers> ... o.O
<+Kilonum> woops
<+Kilonum> wrong paste
<+Wormdundee> when is that ever the right paste<+Kilonum> DID I MENTION I WAS MOLESTED? I'M PRETTY SURE I DID, ONCE OR TWICE, BUT YOU DID NOT OFFER TO DISCUSS THE MATTER WITH ME. LET'S HAVE A NICE QUIET DINNER AND HAVE A FRANK DISCUSSION ABOUT MY MOTHER'S BOYFRIEND'S DONG AND HOW HE PUT IT IN MY MOUTH AND ASS NOW AND THEN. ANYWAY, I'M CLEARLY THE VICTIM HERE AND THAT'S WHY I DON'T SUCK DICK. HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND. <+Snickers> ... o.O <+Kilonum> woops <+Kilonum> wrong paste <+Wormdundee> when is that ever the right paste -
Quote #20054 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:21 pm Comments (0)
<bahithnko> Girls are like Golf
<Moogle> whats golf
<bahithnko> Its a game where you gotta get your balls in a hole without hitting them much<bahithnko> Girls are like Golf <Moogle> whats golf <bahithnko> Its a game where you gotta get your balls in a hole without hitting them much -
Quote #20053 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:21 pm Comments (0)
Stranger: I'm Mary. What's your name?
You: Eric.
Stranger: So, Eric, where are you from?
You: USA, you?
Stranger: China
You: Your name is Mary? That's not a Chinese name.
Stranger: My Chinese name is Xiong Chaofeng.
You: Alright, Mary it is...Stranger: I'm Mary. What's your name? You: Eric. Stranger: So, Eric, where are you from? You: USA, you? Stranger: China You: Your name is Mary? That's not a Chinese name. Stranger: My Chinese name is Xiong Chaofeng. You: Alright, Mary it is... -
Quote #20052 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:21 pm Comments (0)
<dipstick> I see uranus
<DoubleDragonIII> they discovered a new planet, its so huge that earth seems as small as a golf ball
<DoubleDragonIII> its called urmom<dipstick> I see uranus <DoubleDragonIII> they discovered a new planet, its so huge that earth seems as small as a golf ball <DoubleDragonIII> its called urmom -
Quote #20051 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:21 pm Comments (0)
<Vigrel> Woah, if my shit was a nuke aimed at Hiroshima, Russia would get blown up
<Kor1413> It was That big?
<Vigrel> No, i missed.<Vigrel> Woah, if my shit was a nuke aimed at Hiroshima, Russia would get blown up <Kor1413> It was That big? <Vigrel> No, i missed.
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