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Quote #20091 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:21 pm Comments (0)

roadapathy: I never had any sisters when I was growing up. It sucks.
roadapathy: I had to find out how stupid girls are on my own.

roadapathy: I never had any sisters when I was growing up. It sucks. roadapathy: I had to find out how stupid girls are on my own.
Quote #4104 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:05 pm Comments (0)

<D`Amour> time to gogogadgetbacktoworkasquickasfuckbeforeigetfired

<D`Amour> time to gogogadgetbacktoworkasquickasfuckbeforeigetfired
Quote #19450 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:21 pm Comments (0)

<peer`> I cut off gummy bear heads and put them over the LED's on my keybaord
<peer`> now I have glowing gummy bear heads

<peer`> I cut off gummy bear heads and put them over the LED's on my keybaord <peer`> now I have glowing gummy bear heads
Quote #2345 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:03 pm Comments (0)

<The_Roach> Well, the boss' wife needs me to fix her computer.
<The_Roach> You know what that means.
<Anton> you're gonna be fixing a computer for a bit?
<Waldo> pr0n music stuck in your head?
<The_Roach> Yes and yes.

<The_Roach> Well, the boss' wife needs me to fix her computer. <The_Roach> You know what that means. <Anton> you're gonna be fixing a computer for a bit? <Waldo> pr0n music stuck in your head? <The_Roach> Yes and yes.
Quote #813 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 4:59 pm Comments (0)

~ BigTongue is talking to a 18 year old portuguese chick.. that means she's either gunna give good head or clean my house nicely

~ BigTongue is talking to a 18 year old portuguese chick.. that means she's either gunna give good head or clean my house nicely
Quote #13389 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:15 pm Comments (0)

<TheMeandMe> did you know Free Willy is manipulating?
<TheMeandMe> the movie
<amorph> is this a joke?
<TheMeandMe> its been made by the us government to turn the people into slaves
<TheMeandMe> think about the title
<TheMeandMe> "free will, y?"

<TheMeandMe> did you know Free Willy is manipulating? <TheMeandMe> the movie <amorph> is this a joke? <TheMeandMe> its been made by the us government to turn the people into slaves <TheMeandMe> think about the title <TheMeandMe> "free will, y?"
Quote #15777 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:17 pm Comments (0)

<xNichG> anyone have a good way to visualize 3d vector fields and surfaces?
<Nap> LSD?

<xNichG> anyone have a good way to visualize 3d vector fields and surfaces? <Nap> LSD?
Quote #14363 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:16 pm Comments (0)

<Shiv_TXS> are you having phone sex or something?
<Twiztid> no
<Twiztid> some girl answered

<Shiv_TXS> are you having phone sex or something? <Twiztid> no <Twiztid> some girl answered
Quote #6755 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:08 pm Comments (0)

<Gartuff|VivaLasVegas> so far my record is like 10+ trips to vegas, without ever getting married

<Gartuff|VivaLasVegas> so far my record is like 10+ trips to vegas, without ever getting married
Quote #15736 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:17 pm Comments (0)

<Spear> what's an american idol?
<Exorcist|iDM> money

<Spear> what's an american idol? <Exorcist|iDM> money
Quote #10428 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:12 pm Comments (0)

<bda> I need a job where I can get laid in the line of duty.
<beady> teacher?
<claws03> grade school?

<bda> I need a job where I can get laid in the line of duty. <beady> teacher? <claws03> grade school?
Quote #2176 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:03 pm Comments (0)

<McMoo> My computer's maximum uptime: 4w 2d 15h 39m 3s, set on Tue, Feb 19 2002 at 5:53:00p
<McMoo> LOOK AT HOW BIG MY DICK IS
<McMoo> 4 WEEKS BIG!!!!!!!

<McMoo> My computer's maximum uptime: 4w 2d 15h 39m 3s, set on Tue, Feb 19 2002 at 5:53:00p <McMoo> LOOK AT HOW BIG MY DICK IS <McMoo> 4 WEEKS BIG!!!!!!!
Quote #19804 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:21 pm Comments (0)

<MrEcho> Once I got out of the AF I stopped overclocking
< cor_vi> you lost the need, the need for speed?

<MrEcho> Once I got out of the AF I stopped overclocking < cor_vi> you lost the need, the need for speed?
Quote #4807 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:06 pm Comments (0)

<@skold> needle hurt like hell
<phreaked> dude.. i've had braces caught into my lip
<@skold> he sews up the artery and starts going to work on my arm
<@skold> wow jer i feel your pain
<@skold> anyhow

<@skold> needle hurt like hell <phreaked> dude.. i've had braces caught into my lip <@skold> he sews up the artery and starts going to work on my arm <@skold> wow jer i feel your pain <@skold> anyhow
Quote #3000 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:04 pm Comments (0)

* Alan wasn't aware Rap was an action figure.
Rapunzel452: Oh, yeah. Everyone wants a small plastic me adorning their shelf.
AlecWire: Or a large plastic blow-up you...

* Alan wasn't aware Rap was an action figure. Rapunzel452: Oh, yeah. Everyone wants a small plastic me adorning their shelf. AlecWire: Or a large plastic blow-up you...
Quote #2342 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:03 pm Comments (0)

<DAL9000> my pseudogirlfriend's preacher was like, all over her
<DAL9000> and she's not very liked at her church
<DAL9000> cuz they think she's seducing him
<trep> pseudogirlfriend, haha
<DAL9000> yes
<DAL9000> that's a fancy word for stalking interest.

<DAL9000> my pseudogirlfriend's preacher was like, all over her <DAL9000> and she's not very liked at her church <DAL9000> cuz they think she's seducing him <trep> pseudogirlfriend, haha <DAL9000> yes <DAL9000> that's a fancy word for stalking interest.
Quote #3468 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:04 pm Comments (0)

<RighteousSuicide> I was running around today like a retard
<RighteousSuicide> and I hear a BANG
<RighteousSuicide> i couldn't figure out what it was
<RighteousSuicide> then I noticed I had run into a dumpster

<RighteousSuicide> I was running around today like a retard <RighteousSuicide> and I hear a BANG <RighteousSuicide> i couldn't figure out what it was <RighteousSuicide> then I noticed I had run into a dumpster
Quote #2218 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:03 pm Comments (0)

<Lincoln`s_Wax> "The vacuum of space can suck like a mofo!" "Captain, get your penis out of the window!

<Lincoln`s_Wax> "The vacuum of space can suck like a mofo!" "Captain, get your penis out of the window!
Quote #13740 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:15 pm Comments (0)

[(chillin)] did u have sex with my penguin
[(AtTi2uDe)] say what? lol
[(chillin)] sex
[(chillin)] with my penguin
[(AtTi2uDe)] umm, no, don't think so?
[(AtTi2uDe)] lol
[(chillin)] are u sure
[(chillin)] cause i think u did
[(AtTi2uDe)] i think i didn't? lol
[(chillin)] well all the witnesses and evidence point to you
[(AtTi2uDe)] my wife would be jealous
[(chillin)] sir i dont think the penguin is any more ok with it than your wife is

[(chillin)] did u have sex with my penguin [(AtTi2uDe)] say what? lol [(chillin)] sex [(chillin)] with my penguin [(AtTi2uDe)] umm, no, don't think so? [(AtTi2uDe)] lol [(chillin)] are u sure [(chillin)] cause i think u did [(AtTi2uDe)] i think i didn't? lol [(chillin)] well all the witnesses and evidence point to you [(AtTi2uDe)] my wife would be jealous [(chillin)] sir i dont think the penguin is any more ok with it than your wife is
Quote #12625 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:14 pm Comments (0)

(@Sabrejack): if you dropped the soap in front of evets, he'd fuck you in the ass, implant a tracking device, a keylogger, a virus, and a self-hiding trojan to make you drop the soap on command.

(@Sabrejack): if you dropped the soap in front of evets, he'd fuck you in the ass, implant a tracking device, a keylogger, a virus, and a self-hiding trojan to make you drop the soap on command.
Quote #9689 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:11 pm Comments (0)

<Millenia> Oh. And for everyone who insisted "Dungeons and Dragons" was the worst movie ever?
<Mareg> We were right?
<Millenia> You are right. You are SO right. I wanted to gouge out my own eyes.

<Millenia> Oh. And for everyone who insisted "Dungeons and Dragons" was the worst movie ever? <Mareg> We were right? <Millenia> You are right. You are SO right. I wanted to gouge out my own eyes.
Quote #11561 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:12 pm Comments (0)

<[J03Y]> What is the sound of one hand fapping?
<Crabster> bullshit. what is the sound of one man unfing?
<Genki--> there is no spoon

<[J03Y]> What is the sound of one hand fapping? <Crabster> bullshit. what is the sound of one man unfing? <Genki--> there is no spoon
Quote #1338 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:01 pm Comments (0)

<sparkly> so i have to do this project in my class where we have to make up a store and create a logo and shit
<sparkly> and my name of the store is gonna be called "less than three"
<sparkly> and the packaging is gonna have a big <3 on it

<sparkly> so i have to do this project in my class where we have to make up a store and create a logo and shit <sparkly> and my name of the store is gonna be called "less than three" <sparkly> and the packaging is gonna have a big <3 on it
Quote #15639 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:17 pm Comments (0)

<narcotiKz> sent: could be his blinker pistons
<narcotiKz> i heard the blinker master cylinder goes bad on those things
<narcotiKz> i think factory did a recall
<taig3R> where do blinker pistons go and how much they cost?

<narcotiKz> sent: could be his blinker pistons <narcotiKz> i heard the blinker master cylinder goes bad on those things <narcotiKz> i think factory did a recall <taig3R> where do blinker pistons go and how much they cost?
Quote #11738 Sent by: zuby Date: October 7, 2011, 5:13 pm Comments (0)

* maria pokes lisa
* maria pokes steven
* maria pokes dana
* dana deflates
<maria> hmm
* dana pbfbpfpbpfbf's around the room
* maria connects dana to an air pump
* dana recomposes

* maria pokes lisa * maria pokes steven * maria pokes dana * dana deflates <maria> hmm * dana pbfbpfpbpfbf's around the room * maria connects dana to an air pump * dana recomposes

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